Sunday School

Dad:   What did you learn in Sunday School this morning?

Son:   We learned how Moses went behind enemy lines to rescue the Israelites from the Egyptians.

Moses ordered the engineers to build a pontoon bridge.

After the people crossed he sent bombers back to blow up the bridge and the Egyptian tanks that were following them. And then...

Dad:   Did your teacher really tell it like that?

Son:   No, but if I told you what he said you would never believe it!